{"title":"Why Mummy","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"why-mummy-drinks-the-journal-gill-sims-flexibound","title":"Why Mummy Drinks: The Journal - Sunday Times Bestselling Companion by Gill Sims - Humour - Flexibound","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nCondition: BRAND NEW\u003cbr\u003e\nFormat: Flexibound\u003cbr\u003e\nISBN: 9780008314262\u003cbr\u003e\nPublisher: HarperCollins\u003cbr\u003e\nAge Range: Adult \/ Gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverview\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy Mummy Drinks: The Journal is the riotous companion to Gill Sims' Sunday Times bestseller Why Mummy Drinks. Packed with charming illustrations, creative prompts and Mummy's own hilarious reflections, it invites parents to record the chaos, comedy and occasional carnage of family life. Rather than promising to make you thinner, wiser or more mindful, this journal simply celebrates you exactly as you are - drink recommendations included. It's the perfect gift for any parent who has ever needed a laugh at the end of a long day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the Book\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nIf you've ever needed a cold glass of something after parents' evening, or dreaded the daily school run, this journal understands. Building on the runaway success of Gill Sims' debut novel Why Mummy Drinks, this undated journal gives readers space to vent, reflect and giggle their way through the highs and lows of parenting. Each month features Sims' trademark wit alongside a themed drink recommendation, turning chaotic weeks into something to laugh about. Whimsical illustrations and thoughtful prompts sit alongside blank space for jotting down memories, mini-rants and moments of unexpected triumph. Unlike a traditional self-help journal, there's no pressure to become a \"better\" version of yourself - the whole point is that there's nothing wrong with the person you already are. Whether it becomes a bedside companion or a genuine outlet for daily reflections, it captures the same warmth and brutal honesty that made the original Why Mummy Drinks a phenomenon. Fans of the Peter and Jane blog will recognise Sims' unmistakable voice throughout. 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Her debut novel, Why Mummy Drinks, was the bestselling hardback fiction debut of 2017 and spent over six months in the Sunday Times bestseller charts. She has since written several further titles in the Why Mummy series, selling over a million copies worldwide. Gill lives in Scotland with her husband, two children and a rescue Border Terrier who firmly believes he rules the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love This Journal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny, honest and refreshingly judgement-free, this journal turns everyday parenting chaos into something to smile about. 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Written with Sims' trademark biting wit and brutal honesty, this laugh-out-loud paperback has cemented her status as one of the funniest voices in contemporary British humour fiction, delighting millions of readers and reviewers alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the Book\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nMummy has been a wife and mother for so long that she's a little bit lost. Despite her very best efforts, her precious moppets still don't know where the laundry basket lives, can't tell the difference between being bored and being hungry, and firmly believe that saying \"I can't find it, Mummy\" is a perfectly acceptable substitute for actually looking. Amidst the swirling chaos of A-Levels, driving tests and looming adulthood, Mummy is doing her level best to keep the family afloat, even as everyone seems intent on drifting off in entirely different directions - one of which, inevitably, is towards yet another bloody snack. Feeling overwhelmed, underappreciated and permanently exhausted, there is only one truth Mummy holds onto: the bigger the kids, the bigger the drink. Fans of the series will relish this final outing, as Gill Sims once again turns the everyday absurdities of parenting teenagers into comedy gold, skewering school WhatsApp groups, exam stress, and the slow, bittersweet realisation that the kids are growing up and leaving the nest. 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