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Meet The Little Book Of Complete Bollocks by Alistair Beaton — a witty, life-affirming paperback edition perfect for anyone who enjoys sharp satire and practical humour. Ideal for parents, teachers, book lovers, or gift buyers hunting for a light-hearted present, this compact paperback edition delivers 144 memorable insights designed to nudge you toward kinder, sillier, more human habits. With its irreverent voice and warm wisdom, it’s an easy grab for bedside reading, travel, or a thoughtful stocking filler.
What’s inside
Alistair Beaton’s The Little Book Of Complete Bollocks reframes a famously cheeky word into a celebration of self-care and common sense. This edition contains 144 short, punchy observations — from encouragements to leave surprise love notes around the house to reminders that “size is not everything.” Each insight reads like a small epiphany: practical, funny, and often surprisingly profound. It’s the kind of book you’ll pick up throughout the day for a quick smile and a fresh perspective.
About the author
Alistair Beaton is a multifaceted writer — playwright, satirist, journalist, radio presenter, novelist and television writer — with a long-standing reputation for sharp wit and political satire. His varied career even includes working as a speechwriter for Gordon Brown, bringing a rare insider’s eye to contemporary culture. Trusted by readers for incisive humour, Beaton offers both authority and entertainment in this beloved little book.
Why readers love it
Use cases & gift ideas
This book works beautifully as a thoughtful gift set addition, a quirky secret Santa present, or a treat for anyone who appreciates a clever turn of phrase. Teachers can keep copies in staff rooms for a laugh; parents can tuck it into teen or adult gift bundles; book clubs might use it as a palate cleanser between heavier titles.
Light, original, and undeniably charming, The Little Book Of Complete Bollocks is more than a novelty — it’s a tiny handbook for happier everyday living. Whether you’re buying a paperback edition for yourself or choosing a humorous gift for a friend, this compact collection is a timeless little keepsake that encourages laughter, reflection, and small acts of kindness.
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