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Condition: BRAND NEW
Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9781472245038
Publisher: Wildfire
Overview
Man vs. Toddler is Matt Coyne's hilarious follow-up to his Sunday Times bestseller Dummy. Once the newborn fog lifts, parents are promised things get easier — Coyne is here to expose that lie. Charting the chaos of toddlerhood, from meltdowns to messy nappies and soft-play horrors, this memoir combines filthy humour with genuine tenderness. It's the honest, laugh-out-loud parenting book every exhausted mum and dad needs on their shelf.
About the Book
In the follow-up to the critically acclaimed Sunday Times bestseller Dummy, Matt Coyne turns his sharp, self-deprecating wit to the next stage of parenthood: the toddler years. His son Charlie has been transformed from an innocent bundle of joy into a small, unpredictable creature who walks, talks, and — memorably — insists on using a plastic bucket in the middle of the living room rather than an actual toilet. Coyne's writing first found fame through a viral blog post about new fatherhood, and Man vs. Toddler continues that same voice: foul-mouthed, warm, and painfully relatable. He covers tantrums in supermarkets, the peculiar horror of children's soft-play centres, the relentless negotiating over vegetables, and the strange grief of watching a baby become a fully formed little person with opinions. Nothing about toddlerdom is sugar-coated here; Coyne writes about sleepless nights, marriage under pressure, and the sheer exhaustion of modern parenting with total candour. Yet beneath the swearing and the chaos is real affection — for his son, his partner, and the messy, joyful business of raising a small human. Fans of the first book will recognise the same blend of stand-up comedy timing and diary-like honesty, and it makes exhausted parents feel seen.
About the Author
Matt Coyne was born and raised in Sheffield. After leaving school he worked a string of jobs, including toilet roll packer, turnstile operator, and coat-hanger sorter, before returning to education to earn an English degree from Manchester Metropolitan University. He shot to fame after a blog post about the birth of his son went viral worldwide, leading to his bestselling debut memoir Dummy (published in the US as Man vs Baby). Man vs. Toddler is his second book, continuing the story of fatherhood with the same honesty and humour that made his writing an international hit.
Why You'll Love This Book
If you loved Dummy, or you're simply surviving the toddler years yourself, Man vs. Toddler is the funniest, most cathartic read on the parenting shelf — a brutally honest, brilliantly funny companion for anyone raising a small, chaotic human.
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