Why Mummy Doesn't Give a ****! by Gill Sims - Fiction - Paperback

Details:
Condition: BRAND NEW
Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9780008340483
Publisher: HarperCollins
Age Range: Adult (Fiction)

Overview:
Why Mummy Doesn't Give a ****! is the riotously funny third instalment in Gill Sims' bestselling Why Mummy series, following an exhausted mother questioning when the never-ending "phases" of parenting will finally end. From sleepless nights to teenage strops, Sims skewers the chaos of family life with razor-sharp wit. A brilliant paperback pick for tired parents who need a laugh, a gift, or proof they are not alone in the madness.

About the Book:
Family, as our narrator wryly observes, begins with a capital eff. In this sharp, laugh-out-loud sequel to Why Mummy Drinks and Why Mummy Swears, Gill Sims returns to the diary of a mother permanently teetering on the edge of sanity. Everyone keeps telling her it's "just a phase" - the sleepless nights, the potty-training disasters, the tantrums, the relentless sing-alongs, the sullen teenage silences - but fifteen years in, she's still waiting for the phases to end. Told in Sims' trademark diary format, the book captures the small, absurd battles of everyday parenting: negotiating bedtimes, surviving school runs, fielding unsolicited advice, and dreaming of a quiet cottage far from the chaos. It validates every frazzled parent's daily grind, turning the mundane into something uproariously funny and deeply relatable. Sims' voice - honest, sarcastic, and utterly warm underneath the exasperation - has made the Why Mummy series a word-of-mouth phenomenon among UK parents. Beneath the swearing and sarcasm sits a genuinely tender portrait of family life - messy, exhausting, and completely worth it. It's a comfort read for anyone who has locked themselves in the bathroom for five minutes of peace, and a reminder that the chaos doesn't last forever.

Key Benefits:

• Hilarious, relatable diary-style fiction from a bestselling British author.
• Perfect gift for tired parents, new mums, or anyone who loves witty family humour.
• Third book in the much-loved Why Mummy series, following Why Mummy Drinks and Why Mummy Swears.
• Easy, fast-paced read ideal for snatched moments of downtime.
• Offers genuine comfort and solidarity for anyone navigating the chaos of family life.

About the Author:
Gill Sims is a British author who first found fame with her popular parenting blog and Facebook page, Peter and Jane, sharing brutally honest, funny takes on family life. Her debut novel, Why Mummy Drinks, became a word-of-mouth bestseller, launching the phenomenally successful Why Mummy series. Known for her sharp, sarcastic wit and warm honesty about raising children, Sims has built a devoted readership of parents who see their own chaotic lives reflected in her stories.

Why You'll Love This Book:
If you've ever wondered when the "phases" will end, this book is your people. Funny, sweary, and painfully honest, it's the perfect pick-me-up for anyone surviving family life one glass of wine at a time.

Please Note: Cover shown is the UK edition; ISBN as listed reflects the UK paperback edition.